Friday, September 10, 2010

Goddamn M Night Shamamalamalam

Hey kids, guess what heap a crap our favorite director put out... The Last Airbender!!!

Now I love the tv show, but I wanted to strangle a small child during this movie. "How can a director screw up a great storyline?" you ask, by letting that self righteous Hitchcock wannabe write the script. Awkward pronunciations, terrible acting, forced onscreen chemestry, lame endings, and non threatening villains are the trademark of this crapfest. I understand wanting to throw a bone to your fellow baliwood stars but if your gonna make all the bad guys Indian, don't use non threatening comedic actors like Aasif Mandvi and Cliff Curtis. oh and worst leading actors I've ever seen, stupid kids.

Save yourself a headache and just watch the anime
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Shutter Island

shutter island

shutter island, directed by Martin Scorsese, is about a US Marshall (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) who investigates a mysterious disappearance at an institution for the criminally insane. While investigating he uncovers a major conspiracy involving all of the institutions, all the while being haunted by his own personal demons.

This movie kicks all sorts of ass! First of all it's directed by the great Scorsese, who can't go wrong in my book. Leo, really shows his acting chops, and it's just an awesome story. it's got twists and turns and a delicious "what the hell!" type of endind that I love so much. The supporting acting is great, especially the performances by Mark Ruffalo and Ben Kingsley. It is just a damn good movie, my only complaint is that the score is kinda annoying. But I'd still recommend if you haven't seen it to go pick it up and get ready to get your mind blown

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