The MOFUCKIN' A- Team

Probably one of the most fun i've had in a movie in a long time. The A-team, starring Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Rampage Jackson, and Shalto Copley, lives up to the precedent set by the eighties television series by delivering big explosions, amazing action scenes, and great character chemistry. it was the perfect blend of cheese, action, and comedy. I'd highly recommend this movie to anyone who was a fan of the old tv show, love a good fun action flick, or just enjoy seeing good actors enjoying their roles... actually i think everyone should go see it.. See it now!

Goddamn M Night Shamamalamalam

Hey kids, guess what heap a crap our favorite director put out... The Last Airbender!!!

Now I love the tv show, but I wanted to strangle a small child during this movie. "How can a director screw up a great storyline?" you ask, by letting that self righteous Hitchcock wannabe write the script. Awkward pronunciations, terrible acting, forced onscreen chemestry, lame endings, and non threatening villains are the trademark of this crapfest. I understand wanting to throw a bone to your fellow baliwood stars but if your gonna make all the bad guys Indian, don't use non threatening comedic actors like Aasif Mandvi and Cliff Curtis. oh and worst leading actors I've ever seen, stupid kids.

Save yourself a headache and just watch the anime

Shutter Island

shutter island, directed by Martin Scorsese, is about a US Marshall (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) who investigates a mysterious disappearance at an institution for the criminally insane. While investigating he uncovers a major conspiracy involving all of the institutions, all the while being haunted by his own personal demons.

This movie kicks all sorts of ass! First of all it's directed by the great Scorsese, who can't go wrong in my book. Leo, really shows his acting chops, and it's just an awesome story. it's got twists and turns and a delicious "what the hell!" type of endind that I love so much. The supporting acting is great, especially the performances by Mark Ruffalo and Ben Kingsley. It is just a damn good movie, my only complaint is that the score is kinda annoying. But I'd still recommend if you haven't seen it to go pick it up and get ready to get your mind blown

Twilight Saga

Fuck you Stephanie Meyer, Bobby Pattinson, and Kristen No-emotion for proving that you don't need good story, good acting, or living semen to make a successful vampire movie you stupid twatcicles........ team Buffy mother fuckers!!

Many apologies

Sorry we've been out of comission for a while now but stay tuned of a bunch of new shit including reviews of the Last Airbender, Tha A-Team, Iron Man 2, Inception, Get Him to The Greek, and others that I can't think of right now

Alice In Wonderland

 Well, I'm not sure where to start. Tim Burton could have done a better job, but I guess he had to be less of a Wack Job for Disney's main audience, the kids. However, there was this one part where the tough mouse guy poked out the Blabbersnatche's (or whatever's) eye which may fuck with a child's mind, but I don't know, I enjoyed gore and shit like that when I was little.
There was lots of familiar voices, but probably were not the best choice for the character. Such as the caterpillar. Who was spoken by Professor Snape from Harry Potter. He sounded the exact same just in case you were wondering how he would sound in wonderland. Nothing changed.

   So I'm sure everyone built this movie up in their minds to be something "Dark" and "Mind Blowing". I did for a second, then I saw the trailer and lost all hope. Johnny Depp did a good job I guess, It wasn't anything amazing. I'm not a huge fan of the British, so of course I did not like whoever played Alice. Stupid British bitch. Oh and her fiance was disgusting. He was a GINGER-BRIT, I almost threw up. It was better than Where the Wild Things Are though, so that's a plus. It could have been better I'm sure if Disney let Tim Burton do as many drugs as he wanted.
Overall, I did not like it, but I was alright. There is a slight possibility of me watching it again, only if it's free. There was way too much C.G.I. Almost all the props were computer generated, one of the actors even had to have him be animated to ride his horse away, the horse was not animated the whole time.So, either get better, Tim Burton, or FUCK OFF!

Brick

This was probably one of the coolest movies i ever accidentally stumbled on. Its all about this kid who's ex girlfriend, and love of his life, gets murdered and he tries to find her killer by infiltrating the local drug scene. The coolest thing about this movie is that it was put together to be like an old Dick Tracey type murder mystery, its got a lot a strange lingo that you really gotta think about when you hear it and when people talk i keep expecting them to say "Nyah See" like chief Wiggum on the Simpsons. The acting is great, the story is solid, and its got some of those twists i love so much. This show is excellent and i highly recommend it to anyone and everyone