Alice In Wonderland

 Well, I'm not sure where to start. Tim Burton could have done a better job, but I guess he had to be less of a Wack Job for Disney's main audience, the kids. However, there was this one part where the tough mouse guy poked out the Blabbersnatche's (or whatever's) eye which may fuck with a child's mind, but I don't know, I enjoyed gore and shit like that when I was little.
There was lots of familiar voices, but probably were not the best choice for the character. Such as the caterpillar. Who was spoken by Professor Snape from Harry Potter. He sounded the exact same just in case you were wondering how he would sound in wonderland. Nothing changed.

   So I'm sure everyone built this movie up in their minds to be something "Dark" and "Mind Blowing". I did for a second, then I saw the trailer and lost all hope. Johnny Depp did a good job I guess, It wasn't anything amazing. I'm not a huge fan of the British, so of course I did not like whoever played Alice. Stupid British bitch. Oh and her fiance was disgusting. He was a GINGER-BRIT, I almost threw up. It was better than Where the Wild Things Are though, so that's a plus. It could have been better I'm sure if Disney let Tim Burton do as many drugs as he wanted.
Overall, I did not like it, but I was alright. There is a slight possibility of me watching it again, only if it's free. There was way too much C.G.I. Almost all the props were computer generated, one of the actors even had to have him be animated to ride his horse away, the horse was not animated the whole time.So, either get better, Tim Burton, or FUCK OFF!

Brick

This was probably one of the coolest movies i ever accidentally stumbled on. Its all about this kid who's ex girlfriend, and love of his life, gets murdered and he tries to find her killer by infiltrating the local drug scene. The coolest thing about this movie is that it was put together to be like an old Dick Tracey type murder mystery, its got a lot a strange lingo that you really gotta think about when you hear it and when people talk i keep expecting them to say "Nyah See" like chief Wiggum on the Simpsons. The acting is great, the story is solid, and its got some of those twists i love so much. This show is excellent and i highly recommend it to anyone and everyone

Memento! yeah that's right

Ok, every time i watch this movie it gets better and better. This picture made its start at the Sundance Film Festival and stars Guy Pearce and Joe Pantoliano. Basically, without giving anything away its the story of a man with no short term memory trying to find his wife's killer. This movie keeps you going "what the fuck" every like five minutes, in a good way. It keeps you guessing, has entertaining narration the likes of which are nearly Tarantino worthy, and is just twist after tantalizing twist. This is one of those movies i highly recommend to anyone who's in the mood for an intense thriller, probably when you can pay attention cuz its a film where the details do matter.

Indiana Jones 4

WILL NEVER EXIST!

King Arthur, a very underated movie

I'm surprised that not many people have seen this film. It was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, the score was written by the great Hans Zimmer, its cast includes Kiera Knightly and Cliver Owens, and yet NO ONE has even seen it. First of all Kiera Knightly is sexy as hell (she has probably some of the most sensual facial expressions i've ever seen), secondly its very action packed, thirdly the score is great, and lastly the acting is just great. Action, adventure, romance, betrayal, loyalty, martyrdom, and one guy who's got this wicked pair or brass knuckles with with dagger on them. Plus i love a good period piece. So go watch it fuckers! Especially you Tyson

LEGION

So I just saw Legion with the boys and i was very very disappointed. I should know better, its the job of commercials to make the movies seem good, but this movie seemed SO epic and i got Way too excited. But of course it was just cheesy dialogue, even cheesier special effects and that hick actor from Tokyo Drift that i have never liked and still don't. The story line was like Family Guy's "Passion of the Christ 2" in the manner that they had a new Jesus Christ story with a lot of guns. Family Guy made a joke out of the idea cuz it was so ridiculous but i guess someone thought it sounded good... just like meet your new mommy got the idea from the Chappel Show trading spouses skit. All in all i'd recommend not going to see it unless you want a good laugh at a shitty movie...



Tyson
I believe that Legion should have been made by the Legion of Doom. They know what destruction is, not like the Angel Michael. He was carrying a damn m16 with a grenade launcher on the bottom, and guess what, the fuckin bitch ass pussy angel never used it. He could have killed so many possessed people with it, and also when he gets in real deep shit and a grenade launcher is the best possible way out. He decides to be a "hero" and fist fight his way out. There are some funny moments though, so I guess it was worth my $1.50 :). I loved the grandma, the random paper bagged girl who smacks a cop car, the fact that the angel Gabriel was the dumb guy from 3:10 to Yuma, and Wild Hogs, and the fact that Forrest Gump has always been the protector. I liked Dennis Quaid. So I'd recommend that you get a girl you don't/do care about to take you and you can have a good laugh, and call "God" a "Dumbass"

"It was...uuumm...badong"-Kent
"LMFAO"-Ryan
"This movie takes your imagination and takes it on a...I can't fart on a review so I don't know what to say"-Puente

Finally saw Where The Wild Things Are

In this film Spike Jonze(who by the way spells his name like an arrogant douche bag who thinks he's way too edgy for normal spelling) a highly imaginative little boy just doesn't feel he fits in and runs away finding himself in a world with all these big monsters... A few thoughts; i hear nothing but good about this movie and maybe it was my fault for going into it with high expectations but i thought people gave it way too much credit. Much like the directors name i got the impression this film tried too hard to be edgy and hip and make you think with all its supposed imagery and parallels that point out problems in society and all that other "between the lines" bull shit that stupid people think is cool. What made the whole experience even worse was the boring indie/folk rock soundtrack that just made me want to gouge the eyes out of the person next to me (which coincidentally would have been Ryan or Manuel). All that aside i will say the boy who played the leading role is an excellent actor and the chicken guy that got his arm ripped off was quite hilarious. But all in all i am very glad i waited til the movie was in the dollar theater to watch it.

Tyson's Passage
I'd say you are going soft on this movie. I always wondered how they could make like a 10 page picture book with 4 words on each page into a major movie. In my opinion, they didn't. They took a good children's book and turned it into a movie that was utterly boring as fuck. I haven't been that bored since i watched the old "Pride and Prejudice" in a high school class. Max is very imaginative but a little bit on the insane side almost like it was a prequel to Rob Zombie's "Halloween" and Max went away from his cat/raccoon  costume and his family got really white trash and poor and then little Max found a clown mask and then "Halloween" began. (Rob Zombie made a shitty movie by the way) All in all, to me, that movie sucked. I contemplated suicide more times during that 1 hour and 34 minutes then I ever have in my entire 19 years of living. But wait, I do have some positive feedback on it. Like Nemecio said, the armless Chicken man named Douglas was funny. The dirt clog war was pretty funny too, I'd recommend fast forwarding to those scenes then stop, get up, and do something fun.